Thonga

A really hot sexy man with a big cock. He also tends to be mixed with curly hair.

Wow look at the blasphemy rifle shoot all those hot baby thongas.

by Money looks December 14, 2023

Throngle

To be strangled or molliwopped by another grown man.

You seen Jacob? Last I heard someone said they were gonna throngle him. I haven’t seen him for a month. Yeah they found him in Ohio…and Michigan…and Indiana…

by KillerHippie January 22, 2024

thongoose

When your thumbs get bad breath at a pool party

Man, you were a real thongoose last night. You got three phone numbers and chlamydia.

by Thongoose January 27, 2024

Throngle

To partake in the act of performing a whimsical and silly dance for a random bystander, then abruptly stopping and grabbing said person by the shoulders, then beginning to violently shake them while screaming loudly in a high pitched tone, and ending off the action by doing things incomprehensible to the human mind towards the victim.

Person 1: Dude.. Somebody said I'm gonna get throngled tomorrow.
Person 2: May the people have mercy on your soul, because on that day, the gods will fall with you.

by ihaveurbandictionary1 November 17, 2023

Throngle

Also known as Throngling, it is simply put as a very heinous crime. It should not be done by anyone and is punishable of a life sentence in prison.

Hey Adam, why are you throngling? You know I can arrest you for that! You cannot not throngle here!

by grandpaturtle199 November 18, 2023

thongtossis

A rare condition. Thongtossis requires a man to receive a thong picture from the women he is talking to in order to sleep at night.

Go to bed

I can’t I have thongtossis, remember?

Oh right. I will send you a pic

by Pluggedcomet June 4, 2024

thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.

My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut

by Simon Trinculo June 16, 2024