Whack My Pug

N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.

"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

whack-a-mole-babe

an expression used to encourage someone in a situation in which one needs to do something that can be hard or annoying. it can also be a magical sentence used to create laughter and happiness.

whack-a-mole-babe, just climb that mountain

by ragalicous February 3, 2017

Alabama Whack-a-Mole

The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.

One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.

by chron-or May 30, 2009

Sniff 'n Whack

The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.

Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"

Dude 2- "Yeah why?"

Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."

Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."

by NIFFNACK June 16, 2011

Whack-o-lantern

A jack-o-lantern someone's whacked it into

This jack-o-lantern smells funny... cuz it's a whack-o-lantern!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018

Whack Bag

A hard strike to ones genitals, Usually done with closed fist, or foot.

" All I did was poke her sisters tit and she freakin Whack Bagged me in the giggle berries!"

by Jimi November 23, 2004

bush whacked

When you jump out behind someone in Halo 2 and savagely whack them in the back not giving them a chance. Usualy accompanied by a loud yell of "Bush Whacked!!!!!"

"Wow! I just got bush whacked, I didn't stand a chance."

by Quinn Romo August 15, 2005