The car ain't running

"The car ain't running" is a term used to describe when somebody's joke is severely unfunny, to the point nobody laughs.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.

*Someone tells an unfunny joke*
"Hey bruh, the car ain't running."

by anonymous October 31, 2025

This ain't it

And the measurement tool is the creative achievement test and what YOU are doing is trying to create for yourself a way to invalidate the results.

Hym "This ain't it. I'm not playing your game but you've already lost your kids so what's a few more."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2026

I ain't

I am a pussy

Mohammed: "I ain't"

Random guy: "Yeah I know you're a pussy, you don't have to say it."

by ricky.gotdonney August 29, 2023

Ain't Lying on my Ric

A popular podcast hosted by Ricardo "Rasta" Robinson.

Listened to Ain't Lying on My Ric last weekend and Rasta was on his game.

by Corey Daul February 10, 2024

ain't no way

A phrase used to describe one's disbelief/disagreement towards a situation

dude 1: Yo did you know Drake's dick looks like a snake?
dude 2: Ain't no way bruh.

by realschlong24 February 18, 2024

She ain't braid

A typical acquaintance from the south who bails on most occasions. Their ditching is effortlessly even after confirming plans multiple times prior to ditching.

That Cinthia girl "she ain't braid". Don't make plans with her or you'll waste a ticket fee.

by RealTalk666 August 4, 2022

my girly ain't come

her period didn't come

Girlfriend: My girly ain't come im pregnant

by girlsdefinitions February 25, 2022