Lettuce

Shake the lettuce

Zoe had had too many cocktails that she needed to go shake the lettuce.

by MrsJJM73 July 20, 2018

Lettuce

Refers to an absolute unit of a man, in the most manly sense. Has a diesel super duty he runs like a mother-fucker while burning him some Cohiba Blacks baby…

Chip’s lettuce is was flowing so good brotha….

by itsthechippa January 21, 2024

Lettuce

A woman's breasts, typically used when referring to a small or flat chest.

See also Ranch

"I wish I had tits like Becky but instead I've just got lettuce"

by Charkuma August 30, 2018

Lettuce

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.

Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!

by LDE but Urban October 21, 2022

lettuce

is a sex position in which you cover ur girl with lettuce then dump a bucket of pee on her, what

wow i just had a lettuce

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

Lettuce

Lettuce is a green and wet just like me.

This lettuce is as good as your ass.

by Ewilly April 22, 2020

Lettuce

The barometer of a political lifespan, particularly as UK Prime Minister

Liz Truss had seven days in control. That is the shelf-life of a lettuce.

by Snarky October 15, 2022