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Toaster

Someone who holds their phone on speaker phone like a piece of toast
"Sasha is such a toaster#
by SazH June 10, 2023
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toaster pan

When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.
“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”

“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention
by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021
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toaster delight

When one gets hungry he/she goes on a perilous journey throughout the realms of thier house. When one finds out that the perilous journey was a failure and will always be, he/she turns to the toaster in remorse. They subconciously grab a screwdriver and begin to pry at the bottom of said toaster. In turn discharging many delightful morsles of questionable food( getting the name) "Toaster Delight". He/she then consumes the discharged delight with a, shall i say, delightful smile.
Man1: What in the heck happened to my toaster?

Man2: Dude it was delightful!

Man1: What was delightful?

Man2: That toaster delight i just had.
by pop it for p December 5, 2009
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Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.
1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.
by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019
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Toaster

Toaster, also known as the forbidden bath bomb. Is the kitchen appliance for the single purpose of burning sliced bread
Person 1: hey man, can you warm up the forks in the toaster
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?
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Toaster

A toaster, many times confused with a toaster oven, is a magical box of metal with two slits it the top. After placing two slices of bread through the slits and waiting for a minute or so, will shoot out your bread magically in a new, cooked form. Goes delicious with butter and jam. (Preferably strawberry jam)
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Literally Just A Toaster
by Literally Just A Toaster August 29, 2019
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