scoot-tastrophe

(noun) an event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering involving a scooter.

WBNBC here on the scene of a scoot-tastrophe where a scootee caused a 5 car accident at an intersection uptown and scooted away from the scene. The fifth hit- and-scoot this month.

Did you see that Kappa Alpha Kappa girl riding down South Blvd? She was a scoot-tastrophe waiting to happen...

by tk3k August 26, 2018

cat-tastrophe

a catastrophe caused by any feline annoyance.

cat-tastrophe:

When Bobert came back from work he screamed to his eleven cats "What a cat-tastrophe!!!".

by JuneMoon October 12, 2018

Couch tater

A lazy bum who sit on the couch and plays video games.

Adam is such a couch tater.

by Rainbow-farts February 17, 2019

Broke Tastebuds

Knowing that you wouldn't like a single thing Gordon ramsay prepared.
Growing up poor and still enjoying the broke meals you used to eat.

"Do you wanna make dinner tonight?"
"Listen honey I like you too much to subject you to my broke tastebuds, but if you ever make arugula again I'll kick your ass"

by TruthSeeker82 February 18, 2021

Dick-tater

When a man jizzes in the ass-crack of another man and the jizz runs down around the dingle berrys and it solidifies after many repetitions it becomes like a pearl hence dick taters

Look at that string of dick-taters around her neck!

by East Texas bubba May 10, 2021

Tossing taters

When someone pleasures your nuts with their tongue/mouth.

"Man, Sandy was really good at my tossing taters last night."

by TheRealBJTS July 22, 2021

pussy tater chips

Dried leavings on your face after a night of eating pussy.

Heidi came on my face so much last night that I let it dry and peeled it off and ate it like pussy tater chips.

by Majickcom1 January 30, 2022