One who works in a bar or pub serving tasty beverages. In Ireland, a tap jockey is usually considered to hold a position of power and prestige, as it is s/he who regulates the supply of alcohol. Tap jockeys generally have little problem finding a roide.
"Jayz Mary, who's yer man behind the bar?"
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".
by deduck July 20, 2010
Get the tap jockeymug. A quick tap is a term used by men and it is sexual intercourse that is very quick because the woman is very hot and allows the man to bust easily.
Greg was really horny so he asked his hot friend Carly for sex. He knew it would be quick because she was hot so he figured it would be a quick tap.
by Ethos236 July 23, 2017
Get the quick tapmug. Tap Jap tap-jap
noun
1. A person of Japanese decent who is proud of their cultural heritage
2. A person of Japanese decent who is humble and open-minded, in a sea of arrogance and ignorance
3. A person who has the balls to fly a Mitsubishi Zero through the deck of a US aircraft carrier
4. A gangsta ass Samurai, Ronin, or Ninja
noun
1. A person of Japanese decent who is proud of their cultural heritage
2. A person of Japanese decent who is humble and open-minded, in a sea of arrogance and ignorance
3. A person who has the balls to fly a Mitsubishi Zero through the deck of a US aircraft carrier
4. A gangsta ass Samurai, Ronin, or Ninja
"Nigga your my tap jap."
"I'm a tap jap Biatch!"
"Tap japs for life homie. Fuck all these fake ass crackers."
"Japs are inferior yellow monkeys." -Uncle Sam "Bitch please. We tap japs go out blastin, takin our enemies with us and if not, they scarred, so they will never forget us. " -Hirohito
"I'm a tap jap Biatch!"
"Tap japs for life homie. Fuck all these fake ass crackers."
"Japs are inferior yellow monkeys." -Uncle Sam "Bitch please. We tap japs go out blastin, takin our enemies with us and if not, they scarred, so they will never forget us. " -Hirohito
by A Tap Jap July 15, 2013
Get the Tap Japmug. by The_Sheriff October 24, 2020
Get the Tap The Maplemug. An act where two men are completely naked, one lays on the floor with an erection and another wiggles his hips swinging his flaccid cock against the others. It can also be made into a game to see who lasts longer before getting an erection.
Person 1: Hey, wanna the tip tapping game?
Person 2: Hell yeah!
Person 1: I bet I'll last longer!
Person 2: Doubt it!
Person 2: Hell yeah!
Person 1: I bet I'll last longer!
Person 2: Doubt it!
by kebweb September 23, 2022
Get the tip tappingmug. I downtown tapped a car while parallel parking last night.
Some bitch downtown tapped my car and now there's a mark on my bumper.
Some bitch downtown tapped my car and now there's a mark on my bumper.
by Pgerber7 April 24, 2014
Get the downtown tapmug. An attempt/action of having sexual relations with their friend's significant other behind their back.
Steve: "did you hear bob is dirty tapping logan's girlfriend?"
Adam: "no, I'd never think of him to do such a thing"
Adam: "no, I'd never think of him to do such a thing"
by Wildmosquito March 13, 2022
Get the Dirty Tappingmug.