Stroke the chicken

To try and persuade or provoke someone to do something when you know that they will definitely not do it because they are too scared.

Abseiling:

Brad - "Come on jack you can do it"
Jack - "I'm scared of heights!"
Brad - "Don't think, just do it"
Christina - "Don't stroke the chicken Brad"

by AbseilingMemories August 7, 2009

stroking the doodle

A man or woman home alone petting a small dog while creeping on Facebook, usually pretending the soft dog is the person they are looking at.

Damn dude I can't get Huggy out the house anymore he's always stroking the doodle

by BeaverJackSipper January 16, 2011

stroker poker

The sort of game you play with the provider whenever you go into a massage parlor to see if they are willing to give you that special "happy ending" (i.e. a handjob). You 'lay your bet' (make the first move with some sort of signal), and then they either 'call' (wait for you to make another signal they can trust because they're afraid you might be a cop), 'raise' (lead you on but give no sure indication they are willing - meaning they're cautious but don't want you to lose interest), 'fold' (give you that boner-shrinking NO), or 'go all in' (meaning she's willing to give you that handy, and maybe even let you go 'all in' her!). And unfortunately, just like poker as well, she could be bluffing - leading you on for whatever reason but, when it's time for that final bet, she folds.

Part of the enjoyment for me when going to a massage place is that whole game of stroker poker - never knowing if you're actually gonna get some, but enjoying the anticipation.

by Wordmaster Bitch September 17, 2012

Stroke of Genius

When one gains epiphany while masturbating.

"(Fap, fap,fap) wait, wow. I never thought of that. I just had an epiphany while strokin' it"

Dude 1-
"Bro, I was jerkin it yesterday and suddenly figured out the meaning of life."
Dude 2-
"Sounds like you had a Stroke of Genius"

by Pathetic Limbo September 4, 2015

Napalm Stroke

Masturbating with a Deep Heat covered hand

He's walking like he's just had a Napalm Stroke

by GrundlBrioche June 8, 2011

down stroke

A type of handjob

Lora gave me a great down stroke last night.

by Stephen Jacobson February 11, 2019

stroker

Not unlike a wanker but far less credible.

Ah man! That guy takes the Piss! He's a proper stroker!

by Valetudo March 24, 2004