spread fucked

When trading options, a wide spread between the bid and ask doesn't let you enter/exit a position at a decent price.

M was trading WYNN calls but lost $75 -- got spread fucked.

by momotrader May 6, 2018

Spreading the Jam

When you finger a girl on her period

"Bro my girl made me spread her jam last night"
"Damn bro I love spreading the jam!"

by glassofliquid April 18, 2020

Shotgun Spread

If a man is urinating under normal circumstances the urine leaves in a straight line, which makes it very easy to aim. However it can happen, after rough nights, that this flow is not a perfect line but rather a shotgun spread, meaning the flow goes everywhere but the intended target area.

"Sorry it took me so long on the bathroom. I had to clean up after I enjoyed a shotgun spread."

by creiss October 10, 2009

internal spread

An internal spread is when you put to thumbs in your bum to the last knuckle then spread your thumbs while they are inserted in your bum!;-)

She watched me do the internal spread then licked the chocolate off of me thumbs!;-)$-)

by CLOUDPUFFER247 March 7, 2020

ghetto spreading

spreading coronavirus through a rural area

stay away from that chad, he thinks covid is a hoax, and that bastard is ghetto spreading.

by username420 December 19, 2020

covid spreader

These are the people that are asymptomatic and have the covid 19 virus unknowingly. They refuse to do a few simple things like wearing a mask and social distancing to stop the spread of the virus.

Come on everyone, we all have to work together to stop this virus. Please stop being a covid spreader and help save the lives of others by wearing a mask.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2021

Asbury Spread Eagle

When a married bar patron has the hots for the bartender of the same sex and proceeds to further the relationship by waiting for him/her to get off shift. After a few apple pie shots for $2.00, the two move to the patio where they pour Busch Light over their naked bodies. Once drenched in Busch latte, the bar patron makes the first move by going in for a gentle kiss. The bartender allows the advance and joins in. After about five minutes, the bar patron requests a pizza pocket and goes home to their spouse.

Danny: I drove down Asbury Road and saw Scott giving Brad an Asbury Spread Eagle.

Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!

by Wagonwheel69 November 11, 2021