selfie

one who takes a picture of them self to post on a social media site to get likes or comments, usually to help their already low self esteem. their arm is usually purposely placed in the picture, called the selfie arm showing that they have no friends to take the picture.

Samantha: Selfie Sunday! *ugly picture on Instagram*
Joey: stop posting selfies, you have no friends.

by you are a queer November 3, 2013

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selfish brown

A person who is constantly talking about something in their possession by using a particular word.

"That chompski is mine bro"

"Give me ten you selfish brown"

by Hutchsizzle March 16, 2010

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Selfish

Someone who receives oral and rarely returns the favor.

My girlfriend is pretty cool but she's a selfish lover.

by Nasty Nybes December 13, 2019

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selfsploitation

selfsploitation - the incessant act of self exploitation and promotion using any and all means necessary; up to and including cashing in on any bizarre or freakish traits that one may already possess, because, after all - who doesn't love a circus?

1. He took his stuttering defect into comedy, deliberately selfsploiting for cheap laughs and free drinks.

2. Determined to prove a point, she aims to be the queen of selfsploitation; the Pamela Anderson of autism and sex, a beacon for freaks and geeks everywhere.

3. His good looks and love of fighting (but total lack of fighting ability) were opposing and worthless qualities independent of each other, which he managed to selfsploit into a successful acting career nonetheless; all without ever having to learn to read.

by T. Sunshine Love May 4, 2008

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