The Rotten Bagpipe

The Rotten Bagpipe is a variation of the well known "Dutch Oven". As apposed to wrapping the blanket over the ol ladies head, "The Rotten Bagpipe" uses more stealthy delivery system. On one of those bad days where you're having hot gas....load the sheets appropriately. Slowly lift your foot to create a tent in the sheets. While this is happening, make sure to create an exit to the tent and have it aiming right at the ol ladies nose.

Once in position, release the foot allowing the tent to collapse, shooting hot toxic ass gas right into your loved ones face.

Storyteller: So last night I'm laying in bed with the ol lady right....
Storyteller: I release under the covers, what some may refer to as "Evil"...
Storyteller: I dont even need to smell it.....I could just tell it's gunna be good....
Storyteller: I come to realize that the density is such that it is not making its way out of the sheets.....

Storyteller: To facilitate the situation....with my left foot....I slowly pull the blanket up in the center of the bed...thus pulling in fresh air from the outside....
Storyteller: creating a tent...if you will
Storyteller: right about this time....I make sure that there is a clear fold in the blanket for the escape route for the air....preferably aiming it at the ol lady...
Storyteller: by dropping the raised foot and having a well aimed channel at the ol ladys nose.....I executed the...."?????????"
Audience: lol
Storyteller: Behold......"The Rotten Bagpipe"
Audience: that's great.
Audience: I like it
Storyteller: Operation RBP.
Audience: lol
Audience: you knew it was a killer
Storyteller: the heat was a give away
Audience: came out hot?
Storyteller: AKA....a "hot popper".

by The Gas Master April 27, 2010

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Fat Riot

A Fat Riot is a description of a person that is well over weight and looks so bad she could make americans look good.Also another feature to this description would be having the face of a collapsed lung. Mainly used to slag someone off for looking fat and being ugly.

1.Look at the state of that Fat Riot!!!

2.FAT RIOT!!!!!!

3.You a bit of a Fat Riot?

4.That is what you call a Fat Riot

by Swamp Ninjas October 27, 2008

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Rittenhousing

Rittenhousing is when you're on the ground jerking off and your cellmate stands there with his hands up and you shoot your load across the room and try to hit his face but just hit him in the arm.

My best friend spent 3 years in prison for for illegal firearms possession and he spent the whole time Rittenhousing.

by SpiderMikey November 11, 2021

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Spoiled Rotten

When one smokes marijuana and is extremely effected by its THC content to the point where they have a completely different personality

Brian:Hey man you wanna go play basketball
Joe: No, i figured i would just stay home and get spoiled rotten

Jen: Oh my god did you see jim last night
Karen: yeah i know! he was so spoiled rotten!

by Chamberlin January 29, 2009

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