1 definition by SpiderMikey
Rittenhousing is when you're on the ground jerking off and your cellmate stands there with his hands up and you shoot your load across the room and try to hit his face but just hit him in the arm.
My best friend spent 3 years in prison for for illegal firearms possession and he spent the whole time Rittenhousing.
by SpiderMikey November 11, 2021