Pretzel fish

a salty fish. found in your bathtub

"wtf there is a pretzel fish in my bathtub"

by mmmpretzelfish October 20, 2009

pretzel

A girl who is all wrapped up in herself. The type of girl that takes every conversation as an opportunity to make it about her.

Tyra Banks = pretzel

by J-QUIZ May 22, 2011

pretzel face

Acne so bad it looks like the salt on a buttered pretzel

She got an ass but damn her pretzel face ruins it

by Spooky nun June 3, 2016

Pretzelling

Noun. A sexual act involving inserting a pretzel (usually a pretzel stick) into the end of one's penis, and then launching it back out upon ejaculation. Bonus points if either you or your partner(s) manage to catch the spunky pretzel in your mouth.

Dude, me and Miranda went on a date last night and she's into some totally freaky stuff: BDSM, pretzelling, everything. My dick is still sore from all the chunks of pretzel salt.

by The Lesbian Baby Basket August 31, 2018

prota

Another word for cumhead. Usually used as an insult.

"omg u such a prota

by Jimmy The Bartender ('-') August 3, 2019

ProTech

The best multipurpose discord bot fr ong (Made by Superboymega, who is also the best)

Person 1: which bot should I add to my server?

Person 2: ProTech, it’s the best discord bot fr

Superboymega: link in bio

by Superboymega2 July 10, 2022

protagonist

The main character in a story, usually the good guy.. Like Batman

But the protagonist isn't always the good guy. Sometimes they're the bad guy, like the Joker in his own movie

Person 1: Who's the protagonist in the batman movie again? I forgot

Person 2: You idiot, its Batman!

by ticklewiggle October 3, 2022