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please don't eat the daisies

Don't do something outrageously idiotic.

From Jean Kerr's book "Please don't eat the daisies" (1957), in the context of telling children which things are forbidden, as an example of something she failed to mention (and which they presumably then did).
OK, you are on your own now, but please don't eat the daisies.
by Franskraler May 10, 2016
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Please, Stop The Breathe

Its Just Saying Go Die, But Somehow Nicer
Bro Please, Stop The Breathe. oh no
by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020
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Tony Please!

This term basically describes a woman who is a total fucking whore. The whorest of all whores!
"Yo Chris check out that Tony Please!, I can see the herpes forming on her lips"
by Greek Mafia December 10, 2008
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Um Caresha Please

When your friend telling your business around around yo lil piece
“ is that the boy you met at Myrtle Beach that took you on the boat ride ... UM CARESHA PLEASE “
by Golden Flake March 22, 2021
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nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.
"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."
by RBean December 14, 2008
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Please

A term used by Beasley and Bates, originating from Bill. The term 'please' can be placed at the end of any sentence, or in mid-flow of a sentence. This may be to cover up and foul mouthed word, or a secret word.
'Ahhhhh hallo there Beasley Please. How are we today there please. Have you done your please, please?'
by Matt Bates November 16, 2004
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Blue Whale Pleaser

Noun- A Guy Who's Slong Is So Big He Can Please A Blue Whale.A guy with the biggest cock in the world better kniown as the blue whale pleaser.
My Boyfriend's cock is so big he can please me and a pod of blue whales!.Dude your the blue whale pleaser.
by Keirathefox August 9, 2010
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