Gurl, please!

What you say to your friend when she's not being rational.

"wahwahwahkikikiki sistake."

"Gurl, please!"

by b.f.e.i.t.w.w. March 29, 2013

ninja please

like nigga please, but for slick folk.
means i don't think so

"you think that chick is hot?ninja, please!"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

Bitch Please

a phrase to respond with when you're being pissed off by a bitch.

bitch:"girl you aint got nothing"
you:"Bitch Please"

by Lydia from NY January 29, 2006

nigga please

Another way of saying "take it easy" or "ok, thats enough now".

person1: "Yo man you got the time?"
person2: "umm no"
person1: "But you gotta watch on your wrist"
person2: "it don't work"
person1: "why?"
person2 "Nigga Please!, stop bothering me! or ima bust yo ass!"

by titaniumx3 December 17, 2004

may i please fart in your mouth

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

Bitch Please

A word used when someone says something stupid or something like that.

The Walking Dead(lol i love it I can't help it)

Carl (little 8 year old boy) - Dad, the walkers(zombies) look so scary I'm so scared!!!

Rick (Carl's daddy) - Bitch please.

by SomeDude2003 February 9, 2014

ninja please

like nigga please but for ninjas!

Ninja Number 1: Man that jive turkey is whack!
Ninja Number 2: Ninja Please!

by bigmattzilla November 2, 2007