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Mokes

Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS
E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.
by SwanSong2010 April 25, 2010
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Mud Baby Molester

A peron who has anal intercourse with someone else.
A male homosexual - someone who is likely to come into 'close' contact with a Mud Baby is therefore a Mud Baby Molester.
by Peter van Dyk March 5, 2008
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Plural of "moose." It is used to describe multiple moose. If there was just one moose, you would say, "A moose." For any more than one, it is, "moes." One and a half also counts.
She has a herd of ten moes so I hear.
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banana molestation

a sexual manuever most commonly known for both partners being covered in either maple or chocolate syrup. once the two are completely covered. insert a banana(peeled or unpeeled) into the anus of your partner. this part isnt entirely meant to increase pleasure, but feel free to take your time on this. once both bananas are in place. go ahead with your normal sexual activities.
once complete, you are allowed to eat the banana out of your lovers ass. if fecal matter is present on the fruit, continue eating, its proper manners.
dude, know what tastes absolutely amazing? banana molestation!
by Jazlo January 23, 2009
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Moleson

A very large hairy animal that lives in the mountains in England; a ?...
Bill: Hey what the Moleson?

Joe: I'll eat your liver!

Bill: Really?...Eat Cigs!
by Khfk KDHS June 30, 2008
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molestache

A mustache that makes you look like you molest children.
Check out that guys molestache! Keep him within 100 feet of that elementary school.
by lolamite February 3, 2010
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Molestache

Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.
Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!

Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!
by Tempest Fugit June 21, 2012
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