modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

Modern runt

modern runt(n). a person or group showing extreme, needy behaviours like hyper-victimisation, identity fluidity, restrictive diets, chronic activism, or tech detachment, which cut fitness (physical, mental, reproductive) as evolutionary population checks. Mirroring species' runts self-limiting weak genes for strength. Amplified by tech and PC agendas, risking artificial sustainment, unrest, and societal misalignment.

the modern runt thrives by demanding endless accommodations

by whomanity October 9, 2025

Modern

im just trying to prove a point by putting this here, My online name is modern

WOAH, MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC!

by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025

Modern

Modern (trying to prove a point)

WOAH MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC

by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025

Modern PawPaw rig

Old school 90s truck with tasteful updates like bigger wheels, lights, engine mods or updated bumpers

Bro! Did you see that Modern PawPaw rig? It looks like its from the 90s but it has big wheels!

by Old school new rules December 11, 2025

post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.

Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity

by Surlkone August 10, 2016

Feeling Modern

Feeling Modern is a feeling that happens which feels quite uncomfortable. When you get this feeling you could be reminded of modern things, thus making up its name. Modern feelings appear mostly on Weekends and happen if you are home and don't want to go outside. The uncomfortableness is felt on the legs and feet. They are in most cases felt whenever you are going to go to a training course or things that will last for a while but don't appear a lot if you're gonna go for spending a small amount of time outside

"Let's go to the mall"
"I don't want to"
"Why"
"I'm feeling Modern"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean"
"I just feel uncomfortable"

by poopsock911 October 26, 2019