Muffhead

Any person that frequently muffdive (s), or dives into the muff of women.

Someone who frequents a muff.

Muffheads may be male or female.

"Damien has slept with hundreds of women...he's such a muffhead!"

"Cary wants to be a muffhead, but he can't get any muff. lol"

by I♥muffs July 5, 2009

Muff Tucka

Australian: See Muff Diving, Cunnilingus, Licking the pink clam etc.

G. Irwin was stuck in the outback for weeks with the wife, he really fancied a bit of strange 'muff tucka' mate!

by The Gee-man August 13, 2004

muff melt

a slang term for female ejaculate

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"

by Thunda J June 25, 2008

Mouffant

to lace someones hair with semen or ejaculate!

I gave her a mouffant, oh she's got a mouffant from alex

by tim teezer October 16, 2008

muff nug

The bottom part of a muffin. Yummy!!

Sara: Want some of my muff nug?
Stephanie: dude thats sick!
Sara: wHAT! its a nuff mug...
Stephanie:*Crickets*its still sick.

by Sara Groutage March 30, 2009

Muff Oven

A pregnant woman's womb

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out

by shotatcommand April 1, 2009

muff-repellent

A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.

Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009