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A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.
Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!
by Muse_Luver October 28, 2009
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