Squish Mitten

An exceptionally warm and cozy vagina.

That girl's squish mitten felt as good as warm apple pie.

by lambaa September 30, 2008

7 minutes in heaven

An american kissing game,,, where you sit in a circle and spin the bottle. The two people in lands on, go out of the room, into a room alone. And spend seven minutes together,, mostly to do sexual things. But most common is just kissing. They then go back into the room, never to disclose what went on. The game proceeds with another couple. Game best for teenage parties

'We were playing 7 minutes in heaven at Alice's party'
'Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome, i pulled Steve AND Frank" XD

by Cozziee June 21, 2011

MINUTE MAN

a guy who busts in a couple of minutes. i know alot of them and they know who they are.

these young boys are some minute men. i don't want no one minute man.

by M-DOT May 13, 2005

15 Hawaiian minutes

indefinite length of time, interminable. Refers to the laid back attitude visitors to the Hawaiian islands experience, and can mean any length of time.

Joe: When will he get here?
Todd: He said exactly 15 Hawaiian minutes...
Joe: That could mean anything!

by Ronetta May 8, 2010

Mitt Romney

A stupid NEO-CON (NEO-CONS ARE NOT REAL CONSERVATIVES) THAT FLIP FLOPS ON HIS POLICIES MORE THAN ROLLS OF FAT ON ROSIE O'DONNELL RACING TO THE NEAREST ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET

JASON: I LOVED THAT SPEECH THAT MITT ROMNEY GAVE
STAN: ARE YOU DEAF OR STUPID? THE GUY SAID THE OPPOSITE LAST WEEK OF WHAT HE SAID THIS WEEK
JASON: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT
STAN: EVEN IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ALL OF RON PAUL'S POLICIES AT LEAST HE'S BEEN CONSISTENT WITH THEM FOR OVER 30 YEARS, ROMNEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP A POLICY FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 22, 2012

minutes to midnight

The new Linkin Park album supposed to come out on May 15th.

Me: Hey Chris, when are you you gonna spend a week in your room listening to new Linkin Park songs?

Chris: May 15th and it's called Minutes to Midnight, nub.

by Gillettex April 17, 2007

Nek minute

This line is used for the exaggerated description of a dramatic turn of events in a moment of ones life.

"Nek minute" is often used in a way that leaves the end of the story open, meaning the listener is left to only presume what had happened, though it's not always used like this.

Also the person enlightening you with their wonderful story can replicate what happened themselves.

Can be also pronounced/spelled as "nek minnit", "neg minute"

"She said she was on the pill.. nek minute"

"He said he loved me.. nek minute"

"I told her it tastes like candyfloss.. nek minute"

"She disagreed with her husband.. nek minute"

"Doesn't matter if you're black or white.. nek minnit"

"I ate Mexican this morning.. nek minute I was shitting piss"

"I watched Seizure Robots.. nek minute" *reinacts seizure*

"I started watching a movie with Tom Cruise in it.. nek minute" *reinacts shooting self in the FACE*

by Schwit September 3, 2011