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crotch mittens

To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.
Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."
by Crusher33 March 7, 2010
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self-maintenance

I woke up today with major morning wood so I had to do some self-maintenance before I could leave for class.
by well-maintained September 20, 2010
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hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4
person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"
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Mittens

Old time hockey slang for hockey gloves. Used to describe old hockey equiptment, or sound old-time describing new equiptment.
Hey Martin, let's grab our lumber so we know how it feels in our new pair of mittens.
by oldtimepuck April 29, 2005
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Percussive Maintenance

from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.
Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too
by Mike B--[laffinman] September 17, 2005
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minted

"that top is minted"
"that guy is minted"
by Stephanie September 14, 2003
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