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Malcolm

As you see this word is about a friend but the friend is really dry…probably drier then the desert or

something…..BUT anyways yeah my friend Malcolm is very racist but good friend-ish he does hang out with us at recess and lunch (sometimes) he’s an assho- ahem he’s a good guy and annoying person

and sometimes sus…and racist….but we’re not on that side of him ahem no no not that side we’re on the good side! But er yeah…there we go IVE known him for almost 3-4 years now I hope he reads this cuz he’ll remember me pfft right?..probably not cuz by the time he dies and turns into ashes I’ll still be alive 💥💥😎😎😎
Oh hey it’s Malcolm”
by Noodles ramen December 12, 2023
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Malcom X

Died as a loser!? How!? Because he said regretted his more violent rhetoric? What the fuck are you talking about?
Hym "And in recent years there's be a resurgence of praise for the rhetoric and wisdom of Malcom X and condemnation of MLK as 'not as much of a saint as we're lead to believe.' He died in the same exactly way as MLK and quotes that can be attributed to him still occupy spacing in the zeitgeist. 'Live fast die young'. 'A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.' It isn't that Maclom X didn't contribute to the civil rights movement inna significant way, you're undermining his contribution BECAUSE of the violence. And they reason the Palestinians can't do what MLK did is because WHEN THEY DID DO WHAT MLK DID, Israeli sniper shot into the crowd killing children and journalists on several occasions. You're trying to act like there has never been any Israeli to Palestinian violence that predates Oct 7 and that just isn't the case."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Malcolm

Of course he learnt how to fly a jet from watching Top Gun Maverick, he's Malcolm!
by That khd January 15, 2024
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Malcolm

A male person who wants to get gang banged by BBC. These type of people often wear sluty female cloths. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE PEOPLE. (Unless you are a horny black guy)
Person 1: I just got banged by 5 black dudes

Person 2: Omg you are such a malcolm
by Soggy biscuit enjoyer January 30, 2024
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Malcolm

To "ask to join" someone into an online meeting
"Jack hasn't joined the meeting yet. I will just Malcolm him in"
by anonymous852 November 23, 2023
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Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.
Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
by abelgotha April 26, 2024
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Malcom Gladwell

The book-writing hero that sweeps in to arrest Anthony Hardwick. To spawn him just say "Oh, Jamaicanadian!"
Anthony: *touches a 6 year old girl's breasts*
6 year old: "Oh Jamaicanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: Here I come! Youre under arrest anthony pedowick!
6 year old: Thank you soo much!
by Boo Radley Game November 24, 2024
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