Hardwick 

A town in Vermont where the phrase,"my mother is my sister" is actually true.

Person: dude the people in Hardwick are so messed up

Hardwick by Steve802 December 9, 2008

Hardwick 

One of the most racist, piece of shit scumbags that live on earth. Mostly male roam the population but be careful because it will try to disrespect you in anyway it can or even try to have intercourse with you even if you are underage. This guy has a supply of Juuls that can be given to everyone in the United States he’s a sick fuck. You can fool a hardwick easily but stick to your word if he sees you do anything he will call you out and try to rape you but be careful not to be near one. I am locked in this guys basement currently so I know the do’s and dont’s when you meet or see a hardwick. Like an enderman you should not look it in his eyes or else you’ll be the next one coming to his office of pain.

You look like a hardwick one eye is directly looking at me and the other is rolling which seems to be another galaxy

Put the juul away hardwicks coming.

I was pissing in the bathroom until I saw hardwick watching me go outside the bathroom so I got a different type of stage fright.

You better check your eyesight cause your becoming a hardwick.

Stop texting and driving you know only hardwicks can do that.

Stop taking pictures of children what are you a hardwick.

Hardwick by Gabe itches696969696969 December 18, 2019

Hardwick 

A Hardwick is an utter fucking neanderthal freak looking fuck. He’s primative, ruthless, lies about his height and eats his dead skin ( and other people’s)

Charles Manson is such a Hardwick

Hardwick by rob mugaybe June 25, 2021

hardwick 

To vomit or regurgitate into a bag or other available receptacle after eating too much, too quickly.

He ate so much at the buffet he hardwicked.

hardwick by myx May 30, 2008

Hardwick's DIsease 

When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.

Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"

Hardwick's DIsease by Type4Me January 23, 2015

Hardwick Piggin 

A word that originated at Temple U. To initiate any sex act while under the inluence of alcohol, with any female dispite looks. To include women with diseases, obese, bad breath, etc.

Let's go hardwick piggin tonight, I'm horny.

Hardwick Piggin by 732 pine Street January 27, 2010

chris hardwick 

often seen on the station G4, also a main character in house of 1000 corpses, whenever you see him on t.v. and film, you must put your hands in the air, and in a high pitch voice scream "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaaa" then take a shot, or pound a beer.

Chris hardwick was on AOTS again, "doctor Satan, doctor Satan bwaaaaa!" *chugs a beer*

chris hardwick by destructicus December 27, 2011