Mike Hair 

That tiny (or big) spike of hair at the front of someone's hair, usually in the form of a brown or black! It can be found in Roblox, called 'Brown Charmer Hair.'

Person 1: 'Ayo wanna play some Roblox?'
Person 2: 'Nope, I'm sick of seeing Mike Hairs everywhere.'

Mike Hair by AlQaholic_Terrorist February 11, 2021

Mike Pence 

A homosexual slang for a boring penis.

A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.

I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.

Mike Pence by Johnronjohnson January 23, 2022

Mike Bobaguard 

A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs

That guy is like Mike Bobaguard, what a guy!

Mike Bobaguard by MikeMike768 March 13, 2023

Mike Jones Syndrome 

The repititon of the same thing over and over and over again. And then repeating it a few more times for good measure.

"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, listen up dogs."
"Wow, you've got Mike Jones Syndrome"

Mike Jones Syndrome by Phoenix Williams October 1, 2007

Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark

The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.

Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.

Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark by Ted Lehcats December 2, 2010

Mike's Diner 

Mike's Diner was a 24 hour diner in Manassas, VA. It was closed on December 14, 2004 but it's memory will live on in the hearts of the regulars.

Viva Mike's!

Mike's Diner was the best.

Mike's Diner by Ri January 20, 2005

Mike Birbiglia 

n.

Used to follow up a joke in order to accentuate it.

Derrived from the use of the term by comedian Mike Birbiglia, who was playing on Busta Rhymes' similar use of his own name after his rhymes.

"I like drinking coffee in the morning, but if I reach a point in my life when the best part of waking up is the Folgers in my cup, I don't know if I wanna wake up. Mike Birbiglia!"

Mike Birbiglia by Philippe Jones August 12, 2006