Life 

A story filled with hilarious circumstances that leave you not know whether to laugh or cry.

Fork everyone and everything life is a bitch. Eat ice cream.

Life by Holyforkingshirtballs February 2, 2019

life 

that thing that everyone thinks they have but they actually dont, because their lying to themselves about it because we all know we are all dead inside and outside.

"Yo! I have a life"
"No you dont have a life.

life by snowyangellord February 7, 2019

life 

a useless pile of garbage made to be disappointing and boring. some have good lives, like michelle obama, but others, like myself have a difficult time figuring out what life really means

brian: hey dude, how's life?

carl: bro life is lowkey hype, like i just took my skateboard out to a beach and swam with it, life is great, man

life by succ a toe February 9, 2019

Life 

Somthing you will never have because you have a sad lonely life

I have no life ... great

Life by Falallalalaaaatabitaaaaa December 29, 2018

Life 

A living hell. Life is torture. Life is like a timeline of mistakes either causing good things or even worse mistakes. The good things that do happen always are either forgotten or turn into something people don't care about. It all ends with the thing people hate even though it frees you from a curse, death.

Dude your life sucks!

Life by Depressed_Wolfie February 13, 2019

Life 

Life = sexually transmitted and always fatal.

There is currently no known cure.

life

Life by Sirius-C February 19, 2019

life 

something you don't have, because you spend it looking at this.

Person 1:Hey do you have a life
Person 2: i don't know

life by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019