katarina

the girl who sits next to me in class and forced me to write this but she cool and reading this over my shoulder right now

katarina is coll

by 454454554 455678989 February 23, 2023

Kärring

Swedish term for the English word"hag" or "Karen".

Usually describes a miserable, lonley, bitter Swedish woman over the age of 45, who terrorizes young people (usually female and/or with immigrant background) at work.

They love spreading negativity, starting fake rumours, and creating drama. They have worked at the same place for years and are hard to get rid of if you're an employer.

Due to the pension age in Sweden, workers and costumers have to just endue them, even if a Kärring is showing signs of severe mental decline and is not fit to work.

Scenario 1:

Happy young woman: Hi, I'd like to buy this top, are there any XS sizes available?

Kärring: XS? Have something to eat instead!

**Awkward silence**

Kärring: I was just kidding, or was I?
*smiles broadly to show yellowing, rotting teeth*

I will check if we have it in stock for you, princess.

Scenario 2:

Happy young woman with immigrant background: Hi, sorry to bother you, I'm new at the job, can I ask where room 34B is?

Kärring: *looks up and down* can I ask you something?

Young woman: Uh, yes but I'm in a hurry.

Kärring: Where are you from?

*Long conversation about immigration*

Young woman: I'm really late for my meeting, can you tell me where room 34B is?

Kärring: *smiles broadly showing yellow, rotting teeth* I have no idea sweetie, ask the janitor.

by TedNugentKYS June 28, 2023

scat-katin

As one so innocently stoned receives the pipe and begins talking to the group, he slows down the process of getting high. His talking and stopping of the smoking module creates a diversion to get the group talking. This process is known as scat-katin.

Man 1: man I was so close to pulling an angry dragon on this MILF when all of a sudden I...
Man 2: woah woah woah man you're scat-katin man dont slow the process.

by Mr. Bubbly December 17, 2009

hurricane katina

To take ketamine (ka) and meth (tina) at the same time. Popular in Germany ä, cologne.

He‘s on hurricane katina, dude.

by Randy Maschine September 6, 2018

The Karin

Ah yes, The Karins, you have probably heard of Karen or The Karen but this species is different. If you cannot tell the name is spelled different, this unpredictable species has many ways to terrorize. Instead of asking for the manager they ARE the manager and oh if you disobey them you will wish you could relive your life. These quite interesting species can be capable of even owning a store but we do not have the information to know which. If somebody calls you The Karin you know they are a threat and you must run far far away to Alaska or if you live in Alaska to North Dakota.
(Keep in mind this is a joke and in no way I am mocking people with the name of Karin)

You are The Karin
How could you!!! *Run away*
...thats it.

by Juzo Suzuya.. May 30, 2021

duncan and karina

They r the best couple in the universe and will love each other till the end of time

I wish we could be like Duncan and Karina

by Harriet baker February 24, 2017

spark up go karting

When simon wants to organise a go kart session for the boys.

Scott- " we should do something as a group".
Simon - " yeah let's spark up some go karting".
Keirsten - "spark up go karting???? Wtf".

by Spark it up April 20, 2018