budget hooker 

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.

"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"

budget hooker by czech yoself February 18, 2009

Facebook Hooker 

Any individual, (male, female, or anything in between) that 'Likes' or becomes a 'Fan' of something/someone on Facebook, for no foreseeable reason.

It includes the following but is not limited to:

1. Going down a person's wall and 'Liking' everything; A form of wall rape to get someone's attention.

2. Pressing the 'Like' button on the wall-posts of people they do not know. This rule also applies towards individuals that repeatedly "like" the posts of a person that they fancy, on a daily basis.

3. 'Liking' or becoming fans of groups they have no business being a part of, except to fit in, in the hopes that someone will notice it the next day in school.

4. 'Liking' places or events they have never been to or have any connection with.

5. Putting down an RSVP of "Attending" to all events regardless of feasibility of actually making it.

6. Accepting all application and group invites to be 'nice'

Mary: "Ok that makes 25 as attending."
Babs: "Lemme check that list...oh wait better make it 24. Debra puts down everything as 'Attending.' Last week she said she was going to Egypt to partake in the riots. She's a Facebook Hooker."

Herb: "Are you busy tmw?"
Stan: "Yeah I gotta play Mafia Wars."
Herb: "Uhhh....why? I was thinking we could go to the game or grab a beer."
Stan: "I wish I could but I can't let them down."
Herb: "Dude....are you for real? The only reason those tools ask you to play this shit is so they can get weirdass "points" or some crap to compensate for their meaningless lives. You need to get a life and quit being a fuckin facebook hooker you pussy ass pushover bitch."

Facebook Hooker by Nibbleswicke July 27, 2011

$2 hooker 

a prostitute that costs two dollars

Dang she looks like a $2 hooker

$2 hooker by Meowmagawd August 26, 2012

Bush Hooker 

A bush hooker is a woman/girl in the australian trance party scene, that is known for frequent leg opening, general whore-ishness, being a total gay bitch an very likely to spread a new type of STD. You would be wise to avoid the scabbed up Bush Hooker.

Ted: Hey Steve, what do you reckon of that blond one over on the dance floor being a mad slut?

Steve: Nah not her mate, she's been boarded more times than a P&O cruise liner, and she smells like muff garbage too.

Ted: Oh yeah thats right, thats that gay bitch that calls herself a "psy-bogan", what a festy bush hooker

Bush Hooker by fukcdoof February 11, 2013

Pineapple Hooker 

A Hooker of the Pineapple persuasion.

Brooke...You Pineapple Hooker!!

Pineapple Hooker by Kooshii June 3, 2011

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.

Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

Dirty Pirate Hooker by Cpt. Dirty July 4, 2009

LOCAL HOOKER 

Although many explorers and fishermen had sailed our waters in the
1500s, Bartholemew Gosnold is credited with the “European discovery”
of New England decades later. He named this great coast “Cape Cod” and
made note in his logbooks about the plentiful “codfyshes” which “pestered”
his ship.
Fishing has always figured prominently in our history and fortunes. The fate of
Cape Cod has always been linked to the sea. For centuries the local men in
search of a livelihood have turned to the waters around Cape Cod.
These fishermen are also known as “hookers”…

Local Hooker is: Anyone who fishes using a line and a hook.

LOCAL HOOKER by LOCAL HOOKER July 8, 2007