hipsterpotamus

A hippopotamus living in an urban zoo unsheltered from mainstream culture.

Also a fat hipster.

Zookeeper: A hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm shit-infested pond.

Orson: Sick.

by Paco43 July 18, 2011

Pizza Hipster

One who gets off on ordering their pizza from independent pizzerias. And refuses to eat at or patricipate in any fuctions that support and engage the use of Little Cearsars Pizza.

Maggie is totall pizza hipster.

by RooversJewvers January 18, 2010

Broken Hipster

A person who may look and act like a hipster, but is really too old to BE a hipster.

As in, a broken hip-ster.

"Wow, your Dad sure loves cardigans and fixies. He's a bit of a hipster, isn't he?"

"Dude, he's, like, 70. He's a broken hipster, if anything."

by LongPig May 10, 2010

Ginger hipsters

Those with red/orange hair who take being a hipster to the next level. They go so far as to be proud of their hair color. They argue points such as how to say "either" or "neither". They will perform in acts that seem main stream (e.g. life guarding) but they reject the normal ways of doing these actions (e.g. not wearing uniform while life guarding). They are tall and slim and usually seem to fit in well to the everyday "high school scene". But behind the facade, they reject everyone else's realty and insert their own!

Girl 1: hey! Neither (said like kneether) of these tables are clean...where should we sit?

Ginger Hipsters : WHAT! its pronounced n-EYE-ther!

girl 1: alright, but where should we sit? either (ee-ther) here or there.

Ginger Hipster: its pronounced EYE-ther!! god, now I can't even eat my grapes (the red kind WITH seeds)

by J-N@$ttY July 2, 2011

Uber Hipster

The upper echelon of hipsters. Truly the hippest of the hip. Most thrive in Williamsburg, New York and other major cities. Just like other hipsters, except better. Always on. Unique. Perfect.

Uber Hipsters: Wes Anderson, Steve Aoki, Vincent Gallo etc...

by elliottelliott December 16, 2008

Hipster

Better than you. A hipster is better than you in every way.

Hipster 1 - What do you think about the article on the socioeconimicly oppressed in today's New Yorker?
Hipster 2 - I'm better than you.

by GusBus59 December 16, 2009

Hipster

\hip-stur\n. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; a Hipster would instead say "deck.") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat.

-The Hipster Handbook, Robert Lanham

Typically a Hipster can be identified by vintage or thrift-store bougt clothing, a taste for obscure or underground music, a penchant for irony and an elitist attitude.

by BillHBlack January 23, 2005