Jeff Hardy

The terrible Hardy brother, he's nothing but a glorified stuntman. People like him for nostalgia, but in reality he was never any good to begin with.

Jeff Hardy is an overrated wrestler who is nothing but a glorified stuntman

by Lucy m UK December 3, 2021

Hardy

A pedo

Stray away from the pedo Hardy cuz he will titty fuck you Seth.

by HardyGieske June 24, 2020

Self Harm

A stupid way to cope. Please never do this, if you are in crisis, reach out for help. Self-harming won't help you. Please take care.

Boy: Are you okay?
Girl: I self-harmed..
Boy: Please get help. Don't self harm.
Girl: Okay.

by alexbitchboy December 25, 2021

Self Harm

To wank or masturbate

Dave: You alright there Steve you look a little uncomfortable?
Steve: Nah mate my nob is red raw, I overinduleged in some self harm whilst watching loose women earlier.

by superjac March 27, 2008

hammy

another word for a little tiny dude whos dick is as tiny as he is. he is short really short actually. midgit in fact and has long wavy hair that scares his lice even. people say it when they lik say there partners dick and its realli small or when they see somethin small.

"omgoodness uve got a hammy" or "thats almost as small as a hammy"

by Ruthanne April 11, 2005

Harmar Coffee

After a night of drinking with friends, going for coffee with one of them to sober up, end up drinking more and then having sex in another friend's driveway.

Hey Tina, have you had any Harmar Coffee lately??? Would you like some?

by dr_strangepork February 5, 2005

Hammy Dammed

To be wasted or hammered.

"Man I was so hammy dammed last night after I drank all that Jack and PBR."

by van. February 15, 2007