halamacatchins

A substitute cus word

what the halamacatchins

by LOLLIPOPS227 February 15, 2012

half a bender

Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.

Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"

Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"

by jamz b December 3, 2011

halalbeast

A fat muslim, usually from bangaladesh, who loves to play CoD. He is good at school because he is terrified of his dad. He has a very small penis as he likes to masterbate at least twice a day, normally over his playstation.

Aw that guy is such a halalbeast.

I've just sat at home on my ps3 all day, I feel like such a halalbeast.

'My dad won't let me go out' 'dude you're such a halalbeast'

by s-31- August 11, 2012

halair

A word meaning hilarious, said by people who are to lazy to say the whole word. The word originated in Wagga Wagga NSW, Australia.

that's halair.

Have you seen 21 Jump St? It was halair!

by H. Van Haren and C. Johnson December 17, 2012

half a mung

The part of an erection that happens just before the full blown rock hard boner

"geez girl, lets get it on, i got half a mung hanging here"!

by Crak-a-lakin July 26, 2014

Halacock

Food adhereing to Jewish religious dietary laws. It may get you severely ill.

That Halacock dinner gave me the shits for a week!

by KosherDude May 21, 2015

hala wanker

Refers to a twat with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports Real madrid but isn't even spanish

Whats his opinion on that player ?

doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker

Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?

Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker

by Coolbeans 1899 July 10, 2015