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possum grape 

A wild grape ranging from Florida to northern Mexico to Kansas. It is about the size of a pencil erasure and half seed. The vines grow to 30 feet and up to the tips of tall tree limbs making them difficult to spot and harvest. Intensely flavored they make great jelly and wine. Collecting a bushel of the bunches will make a few batches of jelly.
This possum grape jelly is delicious on toast!
possum grape by Spidr March 31, 2009

Stuffing the Grape Leaf 

"I bet he'll be stuffing the grape leaf later." Or.. "I really want to stuff that grape leaf bro!"
Stuffing the Grape Leaf by Przmatik February 28, 2019

Burger and a grape snow cone 

A handjob given out of pity when a girl rejects your offer for sex.
Nick: Did you and that girl hook up last night?

Josh: Nah, she wasn’t feeling it. I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone.

Dookie Grape

While bending your woman over doggy style, lifting up your penis and rubbing your nuts up her ass crack.
Did ya get some last night?" "yeah, I got some dookie grape in too
Dookie Grape by MobertJones November 3, 2010

wrinkled grape drapes 

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation
dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!
wrinkled grape drapes by EG67 July 22, 2011

Pounding grape-ache 

The hangover resulting from drinking copious amounts of wine.
Bella: Did you enjoy pounding grape last night mate?
Luci: Yeah it was good but have serious pounding grape-ache today!