grannyman

The most l33t member of a forum/bulletin-board or on IRC.

Too cool to handle.

grannyman is so l33t! OMFG I wanna be like him!

by max April 19, 2004

granny hannie

Someone who is very sweet and caring, like a friendly grandma who gives everybody chocolate biscuits!

by lolo February 18, 2003

granny puff

A fro-like structure that lies on top of an old womans head; a whitish-yellowish puff from a perm.

All old women have granny puffs.

by julieeeeee April 26, 2007

granny fit

a granny fit is just like any other fit accept form it can be fixed by placing a cushion on them as seen on Cops on zone reality

Q: hey tim had a granny fit last night
P: did they get him some cushions
Q: yes
P: good

by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

granny tea

A cup of tea made with milk and sugar, particularly appreciated by people who drink their tea mostly black. Great when camping in the cold.

"Granny tea or Black?" "Granny."

by Winslow Tide June 2, 2011

floppy granny

when the old granny got nice saggy wrinkles that may turn people on

danm she got floppy granny
daniel simon look a floppy granny you might like

by daniel.poptarts March 29, 2017

unstoppable granny shagger

An unstoppable granny shagger is someone who likes sex with women so much that he would go so far as to having sex with lots of grannies or grandmas, in order to fulfill his sexual needs.

Mate, you are an unstoppable granny shagger. WTF

by Londonerwithsparetime May 17, 2017