gorf

Gorf,v. to smell the recently vacted seat where a woman has sat. Vaginal and anal odours, mixed with sweat and cheap/expensive perfume will be present.

See also gorfing and bogfly.

I'm gonna gorf that honey's seat!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Gordon Ramsey

An English, foul-mouthed cook who can't stand still.

MAN: Hey, are you Gordon Ramsey?
GORDON RAMSEY: Yes.
MAN: Go away!

by Dillypogo April 2, 2009

Gordo

A Gordo is pulling an all night drinking fest, waking up next to a hot chick, turning up to the football match late and then getting sent off for vomitting on the ref.

Dave 'Hey you out tonight?'
Bill 'Depends, last week i pulled a Gordo'

by beavis halfwit February 10, 2010

gordon cheng

to be or to resemble a panty sniffer; one who sniffs panties all day while playing with his wang

Damn is that a gordon cheng?

My god, he's doing a gordon cheng

by john November 10, 2004

gordo

The first person totally sloshed/drunk/wasted/crunk at a party, usually often before most people have even begun getting wasted. The "gordo" is generally the life of the party.

Hey guys, Jake is the new gordo!
Jake: Im not gordo!
everyone: hey gordo!!!
Jake: whos gordo!!!
everyone: YOU!!

by switchblade1992 July 10, 2009

Gordo

To get Hammered or to Loose ones patience with persons or situations

I'm about to go Gordo on your a**

I got Gordo'd last night man

by fellow co-worker September 15, 2009

gordo

someone who masterbates to foot porn, also someone with no friends

Last night dan pulled a gordo to mimi from drew carey's feet

by nick December 13, 2004