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Global Climate Disruption

The new phrase for Climate Change:

After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.

On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!

Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
by thetrapper December 28, 2010
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Glob-a-gloop

The flemmy substance formed while preforming vigorous activities such as running or playing sports.
1) Johnny - What's this shit in my mouth

Timmy - Probably just some glob-a-gloop.

2) Jennifer- I was at basketball practice today and I spit the fucking hugest glob-a-gloop of all fucking time

Mandy- Fuckin nice dude
by Glooperstien October 1, 2009
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Globbawob

Someone with ginger hair who has too much pride for their 'gingerness'. A Ginger who stands for 'ginger pride' and takes serious offense in gingerist jokes and insults.

If the ginger feels offended by being slandered for being 'the ginger one', then they are a globbawob.
A Globbawob is offended by the simplest of words relating to their hair. If one was to talk about the colour orange, a globbawob would be the ginger who becomes frustrated and flustered with anger, as they believe it was aimed at them.
I hate her, she's a right globbawob.

Woah now, globbawob keep your hair on.

Look out it's the globbawobs again.
by AliceConstance May 25, 2010
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Globe Trot

To get away from something or someone at a fast rate; to trot around the globe; to get to a place

(nobody knows the true definition for globe trot)

Past Tense: Globe trotted
Present Tense: Globe trotting
Future Tense: Will globe trot
1) Mackie had to globe trot away from Jordan in a panic.

2) Tori is globe trotting away to eat her ramen.
by TaterTotBaby October 20, 2018
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Glob Knob

A person who greases the system. They will smoke all of your globs but when your dry they ain't got no globs. But their ass does they snaking, therefore making them a knob.

1 They are a glob head , so you know they got the globs

2 Their snaking cause they told cuz they had all the glob

3 They are being a knob
So they must be a glob knob must they not ?
Hey forget it, you know how they are always being glob knobs
by Two Blunt November 18, 2018
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Global

A mfka that know every damn body.
Te’sha: “ Girll, you know that one nigga Adrian? He’s a senior that goes to franklin highschool “

Tonyalay: “Bitch to it look like I know Adrian that mfka go to a whole other schoo in a whole other place Ian global like you”
by Vee’Ah February 22, 2019
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Global Disaster Akshay

Canadian Akshay Kumar has given 80 Flops and Disasters on Festivals, non holidays, even on full moon Day, half moon Day. Whenever he came on festivals people feared celebrating due to anticipation of a Disaster turning celebrations into mourning.

His films have affected more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in overseas
He is The ultimate Global Disaster far more threatening than Global warming
Global Disaster Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments for a living
by badnaam_benaam July 2, 2019
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