Tea Garden

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.

'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'

by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009

Midnight Gardener

Person or Person Indulging in PLANT FOOD MMC MEOW MEOW attending an all night event

Midnight Gardener they was up all night on the plantfood

by d0tc0m May 13, 2010

garden boy

some one who colects seeds and catorgarises them in to specific groups

my friend larry is a garden boy

by jacobshibby May 17, 2006

Garden hose

A dick.

Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018

uphill gardener

a human male who partakes in gardening in furrows he shouldn't be according to mother nature.

burrow is an uphill gardener
shut up, you uphill gardener

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Gardening

Origins: Leicester, England
Derived from "guarding it"

(verb) to be in the process of looking after something, or keeping something safe.

Two young men having a discussion about whose responsibility it was to look after one of their pints outside a pub*

1: I told you to look after my pint
2: If you cared so much about your pint, you'd be in there gardening!

by gardening September 17, 2017

Garneau

The space between a woman's butthole and vagina.

Lizzi: Ew, I had the worst night last night
Fredrick: Ahh, why?
Lizzi: My boyfriend was trying to eat me out, but he was just licking my garneau

by dontlickmygarneau October 27, 2010