Stank Flopping

Wanda is such a rachet, she was stank flopping at a funeral.
by The Master of all things January 01, 2015
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flop nugget

A flop nugget is a vagina with long floppy lips like wilted donkey ears.
Gina has to wear two pairs of panties while she jogs to keep her flop nugget from bruising her inner thighs.
by gillnet1 March 05, 2014
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Man Flops

Flips flops that are worn by guys; not to be confused with tool flops which are usually worn with mid-calves
look at those man flops, don't need no socks unlike those tool flops
by chennychen June 05, 2013
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flip flop

Slang for a terrorist. The term originates in the southern Africa bush wars of the sixties and seventies, especially those of Rhodesia and Mozambique.

The flip flop refers to the effect of the 7.62mm NATO round, usually fired from a FN FAL rifle, striking a terrorist and the body jerking back and forth from the bullets impact force.
See the Nick Downie Granada TV documentary, of the time, on the Rhodesian bush war which shows the flip flop effect in actual combat footage.
by Jabba the Cat February 25, 2013
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Flop job

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.
I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job
by CRuffian May 31, 2017
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Flop Job

Receiving a blow job from either male or female whilst having a flaccid penis.
This one time at a party I was so drunk I couldn't get it up and got a flop job.
by SmegWormGoon June 29, 2011
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flop account

The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.
Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
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