twat the flapcake

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

by eljefe June 11, 2008

Crusty Cha Flap

a crusty vagina

you are such a crusty cha flap

by KoolAidsMan July 6, 2011

Soft serve Flagpole

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.

My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Pakistani Mud Flap

When you have explosive diarrhea and your sagging testicles prevent your liquid defacation from splattering on your hang down.

Thank Allah my Pakistani Mud Flap kept that ass lava from reaching my dick when I shat out that spicy curry disaster.

by Fuqtoo December 30, 2022

mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls

yeah...get it...mud flaps..hehehe

by bill brasky April 20, 2005

tit flap

Derogatory term for someone you dislike.

That guy is a complete tit flap

by Spudz September 3, 2005

Flap

The act of farting in someone's face, then immediately turning around and slapping them to bring them back to reality.

Jane kept running her mouth at me last night, so I had to give her the flap to let her know who the boss is.

Hey man, don't hang out with John, he's a flapper.

by bob_stencil January 20, 2011