7 definitions by Fuqtoo
When a person brings in a lunch box that would outwardly appear to contain healthy, wholesome foods, but in turn is just a giant bag of 7-11 store finds. This is usually done by a person who claims to be eating what would otherwise be considered healthy foods, but in fact are eating a meal every hour that is comprised of sodium laden, carbohydrate engorged, fat drenched garbage they purchased at a convenience store. During the consumption of these horribly planned meals, the person normally sounds like a pug eating a can of Alpo. You may even think that they are choking, but that is not the case. They are merely trying to obtain oxygen around the hot pocket between their lips. This is all done with a disturbing look of euphoria on the consumer's face.
This lady brought his lunch bag in today. It had the name of a local health food store on it and I was impressed until I realized the bag was an ostensilunchable. It was filled with pop tarts, energy drinks, candy bars, and other garbage.
by Fuqtoo February 2, 2023
by Fuqtoo December 24, 2022
When you have explosive diarrhea and your sagging testicles prevent your liquid defacation from splattering on your hang down.
Thank Allah my Pakistani Mud Flap kept that ass lava from reaching my dick when I shat out that spicy curry disaster.
by Fuqtoo December 30, 2022
When a person who looks like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum, and thinks they are a fitness expert because they go to Planet Fitness once a week, tells you they are bulking up by eating nothing but trash. The Filthy Bulk is different from the Dirty Bulk is that, in addition to the terrible foods you're consuming, you have a permanent stink that offends every other living creature on earth. These individuals claim that they will eventually go through a cutting phase, but it almost never happens. And when they do lose weight, they still look like a piece of shit. Another annoying habit of this ilk is that they act like fitness experts and look for any ear they can find to tell them about their "healthy" habits.
B claimed to be lifting heavy weights to bulk up prior to a cutting phase, but his ostensilunchable was just a filthy bulk. What a sack of shit!
by Fuqtoo February 4, 2023
A woke, gender confused, morally deficient closet racist, stuck in a permanent state of being offended. This state of offense can exist in either the first or third person. Bidecans are accepting of anyone as long as that person agrees with their strict levels of wokeness. Especially accepting of the types and groups that a sane person would find horrifyingly immoral. Bidecans, although easily distinguished by their pale white skin, multi colored hair, and delusion of being part of some minority. should be handled with extreme caution. They have strong jaws and thumbs which are exacerbated by habitual methamphetamine use.
Holy cow man! Did you see that pedophile that was about to be torn to pieces by that mob? Thank the lord those Bidecans were there to make sure his rights to molest children weren't violated!
by Fuqtoo January 6, 2023
When a man has come to the realization that he is going to spend the rest of his life in incarceration. At this moment the realization is also made that from this day forward they will only have sexual relations with other men. The man believes that he takes to soul of the other men he has anal intercourse with. In reality, this man is never the pitcher, but is a perpetual catcher. Pronounced "soul"crusher.
That fish thinks he is gonna roll hard as a sholecrusher in here. Bitch don't know he gonna be tricked out quick son.
by Fuqtoo February 2, 2023
A man who intentionally commits a crime hoping to get arrested. Prior to this act, the Meth addicted pincushion stuffs as many drugs into their man cave as possible. When they arrive at a detention facility, they proceed to probe their own rectum to induce a bowel movement. This makes the drugs available to them for personal use and bartering. Items bartered for include other drugs, gay sex, phone calls, commissary, and a long list of further demeaning acts. Ironically always on the library list for the book "The Way of the Fish".
Fucking Burford...he rear ended that car intentionally after he went Brimmed Fluke. He missed his life of action on the inside.
by Fuqtoo February 2, 2023