Astrid Farmer

1. An amazing Chick Magnet, no one can deny it, possibly the best hugger in the universe!!!!!!!! Also she can make amazing fairy bread, and do a "you look ravishing today" that will blow your mind!!!!!

2. A completely awesome person!!!!! (gives you butterflies!!!!!)

Guy 1: Did you see that Astrid Farmer?
Guy 2: Yeahhhh, she so fine!!!!!!

Girl 1 (NatScalia): Wow Astrid is such a chick magnet
Girl 2 (Tori) Yeah I told you so!!!!

by TORITHEDAUGHTEROFASTRID September 17, 2011

Pillow Farter

A person who farts on their girlfriend's pillow.

AJ Rothert is a goddamn pillow farter.
That pillow farter gave me pink eye

by radasballs September 23, 2011

Mexican Cheese Farmer

A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.

"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"

by Smudgeeee September 22, 2009

Drive-By-Farter

A person whom farts near others and then simply walks on or out of the room, leaving the stinky aftermath and avoiding blame.
Can be called a DBF for short.

Adam: Umm bye guys, got to go.

*leaves*

Jake: *sniff* Aww man, was that you?

Dave: Nah it was Adam, he's such a Drive-By-Farter.

by doodledotcom123 November 2, 2012

Farter

A ugly girl, usually fat and homely (Ugly)

Ohh look at her, shes a farter.

by aite July 6, 2007

sped farmer

A Teacher of a special education class.

Ms. Thompson is a sped farmer

by Sel March 27, 2005

Farmer John

A reference to being a ladies' man or player; usually self proclaimed.

Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"

Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"

"They call me Farmer John (why?) Becaue I get chicks"

-Yellaboi

by myheathersosoft May 11, 2010