Falveyd

Useless, up shit creek, stranded in the middle of nowhere, all hope is gone, time to find a new job

I was sent to a job and got falveyd, I was stuck in the middle of no where, I gave up on life.

by Barstoolwarrior September 4, 2023

falsedressit

The most mega swiftie twitter acc there is. flop accounts don't stand a chance against Queen Falsedressit and the falsedressit nation, the YBCAMHB and core four gcs will move heaven and hell to protect QUEEN poppy falsedressit.

Taylor: "omg have you seen this account on twitter"
Karlie: "no! I only know falsedressit!"

by urrrmmmmmm_ September 24, 2023

False trust

To create false trust in someone usually in an attempt to gain information, often a falsification of identity through media or in person is employed.

I told my sister over the phone I killed him. That wasn't your sister it was a cop using a false trust.

by WGstyles October 11, 2023

False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.

Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.

by Major King Kong October 19, 2023

False Hope

An expectation that is extremely unlikely to be satisfied. Mainly found in sports and or gambling.

I feel bad for that Phillies fan. He is filled with false hope.

by TheTruther390 October 27, 2023

Falserue

/fɔl-sər-u/

Something false, and you are aware that it is unobtainable, but at the same time; you truly wish that it was true. But it is something that could never become an actuality, so you pretend to believe it.

guy 1: guess what, your dead fish came back to life!
guy 2: wow! epic!

guy 1: this is so falserue
guy 2: right :/

by fawnywcue November 3, 2023

False Dichotomy

It isn't a choice between trying to prove that people can overcome obstacles and blaming or complaining. That's some solipsistic bullshit you made up to absolve your self from guilt because you are probably directly responsible for something that resulted in a negative outcome. "It'S nOt Me! It'S sTrUcTuRe oF rEaLiTy!" So, you make up this imaginary rule that doesn't actually exist as a form of cosmic scapegoat. My contributions are being diminished or omitted entirely. If you're doing it to me than you're doing it to other people. It fully justifies raping and murdering your kids. You can kill all of the rapists and pedophiles you want, it isn't going to un-rape or unkill those kids. And then you can give THAT SPEECH... To THAT molested person. And it will do just as much as for them as it does to explain how reality works. NOTHING. Imaginary bullshit to preserve your solipsistic sphere. And it won't matter how successful they are. Look at the guy from Lincoln Park. Look at Kurt Cobain. It doesn't matter how successful people are. You are either ameliorating suffering or you are exacerbating suffering. You don't get to pick and choose... Because I can always just defer mine to someone else.

That's ACTUALLY all sucess IS! Deferring suffering! THAT ALL IT IS! THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU! It isn't 'JeAlOuSy' they aren't mad that you're just so cool and special too much better than everyone. You're using other people to elevate yourself. Taking full credit. And then defering all of your suffering of onto the rest of the world. Because the system isn't designed for everyone to succeed. It's designed for you to be the special better than everyone guy. And everyone else to be fine.

Hym "That's a false dichotomy Chris... Because you can always just stab a kid" 🤷

by Hym Iam January 2, 2024