WASTEY FACETY

To become so drunk that you can not open your eyes open all way!

Amy was so wastey facety last night she ran into the garbage can!

by Jt Martin November 5, 2007

Facetrayal

Betrayal in the face of the victim of betrayal.(when the person is betrayed while he's aware, everything's happening in his face)

Patrick : I heard Bob's girlfriend got so pissed with him that she went and kissed Tom in front him at last night's party.
Jerry : Lol I know man. That shit was hilarious. Facetrayal at its best.

by Crayreck April 8, 2010

facetiometer

A device for measuring quantities of sarcasm in a piece of text.

H: I get the impression you're just being facetious.

M: Then you're facetiometer is broken because I'm dead serious.

by super_proper December 30, 2011

Fact

Anything you find in the urban dictionary.

Guy 1: "All penguins are people."
Guy 2: "Where the fuck did you here that?"
Guy 1: "The urban dictionary. "
Guy 2: "Okay, that makes it a fact!"

by Abraxyz420 January 12, 2016

Fact

Kameron is always right, do not argue with him. When he says a fact it is one hundred perrcent correct

That BMW IS SEXY that is a FACT

by Redgie3232 August 12, 2019

Frat Fact

Something that once said invalidates that persons right to be fratty. Usually used as an insult, specifically one pointed at a bro or frat boy.

"Frat Fact" - Patrick
"No" - Josh

by Harris Sachs August 3, 2010

facetard

A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.

Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!

by TranceXplant March 5, 2009