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Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough
Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag
by What's fappenin November 20, 2017
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Mic Fapping

The noise created when one adjusts his or her headset on an online chat session.
GMUNEEEEEEEEEEEE: Who the hell is mic fapping?

Enviousbasterd: Sorry, bro. My headset was falling off.

Admiral 1 Bar: Mine too, Brah!
by enviousbasterd August 3, 2011
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Fap Friend

A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.
Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.
by FingerMyFirewall March 8, 2019
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flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"
mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!
by zachisaG August 26, 2013
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Sad Fap

A sad fap is when you read a sad doujinshi and sit down to question why you're reading JoJo bizzare adventure doujinshi at 3am
Man I expected Joseph to get fucked my Caesar but now I'm crying with nut on my hands. This was a sad fap
by OH MY GOD!! August 16, 2019
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fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.
oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt
by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018
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kiwi fap

Person 1: *clap clap clap* KIWI!!!
Person 2: John! Are you doing the kiwi fap again?!?!
by Perry the Fapapus December 16, 2018
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