eFfection

Writing on someone’s Facebook, twitter, MySpace etc. with something affectionate.

That chick is so eFfectionate on my page.

by The Kevin Taylor July 26, 2010

Eroction

The apex of an erection, often characterized by a rock-like stiffness.

Often, right before the climax, my erection will turn into an eroction.

by SovietPie July 21, 2012

ELECTION YEAR

A year when Democrats pretend black lives matter to get votes, then forget about it until the next election.

Hey look, its election year!!

by Grumpy77 February 3, 2021

Ejection Seat

a demeaning sexual position in which the female is thrown from the top bunk immediately after the male reaches climax

Nick: Dude i had this chick over the other night and i gave her the ejection seat and told her to leave before my girlfriend came back.

Phil/Chris: Youre my hero you italian stud!

by Phill, Chris and Nick June 26, 2007

Sensible Erection

To have an erection, but not aroused. One form of a sensible erection is morning wood.

Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you!

by JOKa August 22, 2003

penile erection

When a man (or shemale...arrrr PENIS) comes anywhere near contact with poonani or one who never gets any action just hears shakira. The British way to say, bonar

(in the background) Whenever.. wherever...
-Oh my god i have a huge penile erection! -Spooge-

by jesta :--> September 16, 2003

Napoleon's Erection

When you crave sex and attempt to masturbate when you don't have an erection.

"I had a Napoleon's Erection last night and I made love to my little sister's teddy bear."

by negroshima January 27, 2007