High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk

The only way to be a High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk of the upper class is 1. way less than a hundred pounds preferably between 80 and 92 lb 2. you cannot have more than four teeth in your mouth 3. minimal of two abscess scars 4. a phone that only works on Wi-Fi with a broken screen 5. you must have graduated from an original Swamp Donk Academy. Then finally must be sleeping with one of your connects and all of their friends with zero dollars in your pocket.

Hey did you hear that Shequeefa graduated from the OG High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk Academy?

by VanderKamelHeathen August 27, 2021

Donk

A word referring to someone who is terrible at poker but manages to win off of pure luck.

Dave: Man did you see that total donk that sucked out on the river, and sent me to the rail

Ryan: Better you than me

by KingMenaceSe7en October 26, 2009

Dizzle Donkey

One who murders midgets or other small people for expressed necrophilic purposes.

Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun

Willie Wonka: Charlie, where all my Umpa Loompas at?
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.

by honeysuckle murder April 21, 2006

B Donka Donk

A nice BIG juicy butt!!!

j-lo has a huge b donka donk.

by BabyDahl December 29, 2005

donk

A spastic horse.

The term can also be related to other situations in life involving people - if someone is no good at something. Like, a donkey tries but is no good at being a horse.

can be applied to many situations:

1. If someones bad at poker - "He is a donk at poker!"

2. If someone is considering going to see his girlfriend instead of a night on the lash - "Dont donk out on me"

3. If someones doing something bad - "quit donking out"

by Daniel Sanderson March 11, 2009

Donk

An overly aggressive poker player who thinks he’s getting ahead by bluffing, but to professionals just looks like a fool, (Benny Braun), someone who just sucks at life, someone who is on the bottom of the food chain, also known names are The Donkerer, El Donkerino, The Donkinator, The Donkness monster, and Benny Braun

Person1: Wow did yo see that guy out there with the fake teeth just walked into the telephone pole?!

Person 2: yea man what his deal?!
Person 1: don’t worry about him he’s just a donk!

by Nanach February 5, 2018

Donk

A shit taken after anal sex

“I just did my girlfriend in the butt and now she’s taking a huge DONK.”

by Lindasbrokeass September 5, 2020