dick sting

When your dick stings right after you piss. Also the horrible feeling of getting soap, chlorine or any painful chemicals inside your penis.

Robbies dick stung after he got off the toilet, He had a dick sting

by Bingham <3 May 12, 2014

Dick Hopper

A female who jumps from one sexual relationship to another.

She is a dick hopper

by Colorful Word Artist May 30, 2017

dick giraffe

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

by Phatea May 15, 2018

dick insurance

When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.

Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.

by ~Vlad The Inhaler June 17, 2018

Dick Mountain

Nickname for professional baseball pitcher Rich Hill.

"We got Dick Mountain starting tomorrow... and he's been great." -Max Muncy

by Darth Ramious October 27, 2018

Dick me down

When a girl is very horny, she might say "dick me down" and that means she wants you to fuck her so hard that she wont be able to get out of bed the next morning.

"you are looking so hot right now~ i want you to dick me down~"

by notaweezerfan February 26, 2023

wild dick

woman having oral sex on a man while he has his cock in his hand is whipping it around all around her mouth and face and she cant et a hold of it.

John grabbed Jane by her hair when she was on her knees and made her suck his wild dick

by mr destroyer October 2, 2009