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DEAR JOHN

A goodbye letter from your girl. Congratulations, you're dumped. For playas: No prob. Jus move to the one next in line, nah mean? For the romantics: Try to avoid all sharp and dangerous objects & substances if possible.
What's worse? Being left and never getting a goodbye.
by Joshiro007 March 2, 2003
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dead inside

This is probably what every Walmart cashier is.
"I bought a scotch tape, a firearm, and a postcard 'Happy birthday' at Walmart 5 mins ago Lol"
"And what's the cashier's reaction?"
"He's dead inside..."
by yaBJ April 22, 2020
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british dean

A true patriot who tells points refugees to where the door is. A British Dean is a 1990s relic who just wants his beer, babes, beer and banter. A British Dean has more SIM cards than Nuts magazine.
British Dean has added me to another list.”

“All the SIM cards are sold out? British Dean strikes again.”
“Can we leave British Dean in 2020?”
by JeSuisPod January 9, 2021
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The Seven Deadly Sins

Seven things that are considered the worst things to do.

1. Greed - Wanting too much of something.
2. Gluttony - Similar to greed, but gluttony is the action of taking too much of something in.
3. Lust - The need to fulfill unspiritual desires (not just sexual desires, but this is usually what lust is associated with.)
4. Envy - Jealousy; wanting to have what someone has.
5. Sloth - Being too slow or lazy at doing something.
6. Wrath - Vindictive anger; angry revenge.
7. Pride - Being too self-satisfied

some other people may say that the seventh deadly sin is anger but this is not true; its pride.
The Seven Deadly Sins were first introduced by the Catholic church
by i. m. wright January 20, 2009
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Death Eaters

The "KKK" of Harry Potter.
Death Eaters are racist towards Muggle-borns and Halfbloods while the KKK are racist towards Blacks. The two groups even don similar costumes...
by TEEHEEEEEEEEE December 14, 2009
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Dead Starfish

A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.
Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"
by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009
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silent but deadly

When a fart can be emitted so silently yet its strong enough to floor a rhino.
Eating a Meat-Lovers pizza gives you silent-but-deadly ass-gas.
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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