Crankerdoodle

When your dog steps on your pp and it twist around then becomes a churro and then coby brian slam dunks a foot ball into idubz face and then you take your pet cat to dog school and your pet lizard gets fat and eats Mr. K.

Awww digity darn Ive got me a crankerdoodle yum :)

by catunga April 14, 2019

crank flip

In a circumstance in which a gentleman and a lady are engaging in sexual relations, if the lady is on her back she will be flipped 180 degrees to either her stomach or her knees without the gentlemen's penis exiting the ladie's vagina.

"Bro last night I was smashing this chick, bro. It was like Pah Pah Pah - Crank Flip - pew pew bro. Didn't stop at all bro! It was beautiful, bro. I'm in Love Bro!"

by TheRockButWithLessMuscles August 31, 2019

CrankThatFrank

Crankthatfrank known as our repressed yeemo daddy or milk daddy. He's like the Walmart version of Brendon Urie and is triggered by the G-note.

Yeemo: do you ship Ryden?
Person: no..?
Crankthatfrank in the distance: REEEEEEEEEEEEE 'SCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE?

by GerardWayisDaddy October 25, 2019

Crank skank

Synonym to methwhore

Someone who will fuck you or your boyfriend for a bag

“Why’s hayley here”

“Oh you know her, she’s a crank skank”

by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019

Crankslap

A barryslap performed with a rusty crankshaft.

oh man, if you don't shut up you're going to get a crankslap

by Mr Gillespie September 22, 2020

crank top

When you have a tank top that is cropped to become a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, that crank top makes you look really cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 22, 2020

crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021