Skip to main content

clusterfuck

when, in a video game, someone throws grenades or some other explosives at dead bodies, with the intent being to blow up and humiliate any sack packers who try and teabag the body.
Player 1: Dude, I just clusterfucked five noob sack packers who tried to teabag your corpse!
Player 2: Awesome! and I just sniped your ass while you were talking!
Player 1: Fuck! You backstabbing cockbite.
by Kid Aqua January 6, 2008
mugGet the clusterfuck mug.

cluster fuck

A term used in sailing races when a lot of boats reach the buoy at the same time. Lots of yelling and swearing is involved, usually directed at the captains of other boats, or at your own boat's crew. High risk of collision. Often followed with excessive drinking.
"Whew, glad to be out of that cluster fuck, pop open a beer for me, will ya?"
by Port tack pirate August 26, 2007
mugGet the cluster fuck mug.

Cluster Fuck

Where something is stuffed really badly
by Kooby May 27, 2005
mugGet the Cluster Fuck mug.

cluster bomb

when you hold the tip of your foreskin filling it up with piss and when its full you yell out "cluster bomb," and let go of your foreskin and watch the explosion
DUDE, GO CLUSTER BOMB THAT TOILET RIGHT THERE!
by yo jj October 30, 2008
mugGet the cluster bomb mug.

clusterfuck

A group of college freshmen that walk around campus looking for parties in obsenely large groups.
Look at that clusterfuck... they are going to get caught for sure!
by Jordanne Way September 8, 2006
mugGet the clusterfuck mug.

clusterbadger

A river blockage caused by a large number of novice boats parked in interesting orientations

During Michaelmas Term in Oxford or Cambridge, there are many rowing boats on the river occupied by people who are new to the sport - novices. These people are usually quite bad at rowing and can be quite upsetting for other river users. Sometimes, their sheer idiocy can lead to pile-ups in the river, or a clusterbadger. Indeed, from above, it will actually look as messy as a group of badgers attempting a clusterfuck.
Cox: Hold it up all eight. There's a *massive* clusterbadger up ahead.
Stroke: Badgering novices.
by fr277 November 16, 2011
mugGet the clusterbadger mug.

Cluster Fuck

A term which can be used for a person/group of people to describe when a relatively simple task is completely and consecutively fucked up causing them to become frustrated with themselves.
"He's having a total cluster fuck trying to do that"
by MellyMoo October 23, 2012
mugGet the Cluster Fuck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email