Get the Calvin mug.A Clarinet is an ugly and retarded instrument. It is pretty much a black - painted recorder with more fingerings. Most of the time it makes this autistic squeaking noise that nobody likes. I bet most clarinet players think that the clarinet is a musical dildo. You don’t even need talent to play this fucktard instrument. NEVER play the clarinet.
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I went to work, not realizing my shirt was as low cut as it was. I crossed my arms and looked down, and was like "OMG I am cleaving out!"
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Guy 1: So last night my girl was giving me head and I knew she wanted sex after .
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: Let's just say she was clarinetting at the end and I was all ready for round two.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: Let's just say she was clarinetting at the end and I was all ready for round two.
Guy 2: What?
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