Brendan

The hero from the Hoenn Pokemon Games. His hat is often mistaken for hair. He is also an extremely good trainer in the Anime.

"Holy crud, did Brendan just send out a Metagross?"

by Pokemon Trainer Byakuren June 1, 2016

Brendan

Loves to rip the bong
Loves pussy
He buys vapes every paycheck he gets
Girls get wet just looking at him
Best at credit card theft
Never runs out of that dank
Loves blunts and pussy

Always know how to run from the cops when

Needed

Brendan has the biggest cock in town and girls are dripping every time they see him

by DrippingPussy12 November 3, 2017

Brendan

A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.

Can also mean somebody with the above traits.

Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?

Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me

Girl 1: No he's mine

Girl 2: He's mine

Girl 3: He's mine!

etc

Guy 1: Look at that brendan.

Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.

Guy 1: I wish I was him.

Guy 2: Ewww you fag.

*Guy 1 walks away*

Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him

by ellelover December 4, 2019

Brendan

Fucks a goat while making his step sister cum

A Brendan is a goat roping, sister fucker

by Double D pimpin daddy June 1, 2022

Brendan

Fucks a goat while making his sister cum

Brendan is a backwoods goat ropin, sister fucker

by Double D pimpin daddy June 1, 2022

St Brendan Girls

Introducing St Pregnant/ sorry Brendan girls. These girls feed off of drama and will only become friends with you to find out shit about other people. They are also plain out slutty. On the good side though.... wait there’s none...

St Brendan Girls
Anyone... ever: hey have yoy heard of St Brendan girls?
Everyone ever: YEAH LMAO CAN YOU SPELL - HOMEWRECKER?!

by St Brendan April 26, 2019

jasmin + brendan

True happiness and what most people would call "true love" :)

i wish i could find real "jasmin + brendan" out there somewhere .................

by thug.nigga.of.the.year September 16, 2009